Hayden Panettiere did naughty things

Posted by Douglas Charles on November 23rd, 2009 at 9:00 am

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Some guy named Tyler Shields (my latest hero) got Hayden Panettiere to do some mock fellatio on a machine gun for a photograph. He also had her spray champagne all over her hot little midget body and took a video of it. Yeah… I am totally in the wrong line of work. I just hope that Tyler diesn’t get into any trouble for giving a minor alcohol. Hate to see a guy be punished for bringing so much joy to the world.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.