September 10, 2010 9:00 am

Heidi Montag’s rack keeps her relevant

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Here are some totally natural, non-staged bikini pictures of Heidi Montag and her giant fake boobies still on vacation in Costa Rica. Now I know that Heidi has said she might want to get rid of her moneymakers, but who are we kidding? Without those things she pretty much would be reduced to, well, being just an average blond that I would have no interest in posting about. As opposed to now where she is a blond with a big rack that I have a 1% interest in posting about.