Heidi Montag in a bikini, because I am a man

Posted by Douglas Charles on May 4th, 2009 at 1:30 pm

Let me preface this by saying that I have a great dislike for Heidi Montag. Not as much as I despise her ‘husband’ Spencer, but still a large amount of distaste. Would I hit it? Of course. Would I ever call her or speak to her again. Oh, hell no. The only way this waste of good oxygen should be seen or heard from is in pictures like these. That out of the way, here’s Heidi in a bikini because she has an ass you could bounce quarters off of. (And that really should be somewhere in her job description, but sadly it isn’t. Yet.)

More Heidi Montag stuff here.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.