May 4, 2009 1:30 pm

Heidi Montag in a bikini, because I am a man

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Let me preface this by saying that I have a great dislike for Heidi Montag. Not as much as I despise her ‘husband’ Spencer, but still a large amount of distaste. Would I hit it? Of course. Would I ever call her or speak to her again. Oh, hell no. The only way this waste of good oxygen should be seen or heard from is in pictures like these. That out of the way, here’s Heidi in a bikini because she has an ass you could bounce quarters off of. (And that really should be somewhere in her job description, but sadly it isn’t. Yet.)