Heidi Montag in Playboy; can she go away now?

Posted by Douglas Charles on August 14th, 2009 at 9:30 am

Okay, so Heidi Montag did Playboy. Big fcuking deal. She showed no nip, no bush, nothing. It’s all one big freaking FAIL. Just like her. Now go the hell away. I only post these photos so you all can see them and see what a loser she is. She can’t even pose naked right.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.