Heidi Montag is not going away any time soon

Posted by Douglas Charles on September 23rd, 2008 at 8:00 am

Heidi Montag may be a media whore that annoys the hell out of people (saying nothing of her douchebag boyfriend), but as long as she has that rockin’ bikini body, you are not going to be ridding yourself of her anytime in the near future. Hey, look, thong!!

Heidi Montag thong Heidi Montag is not going away any time soon

As much as I hate her, the chance to use the ‘thong’ label was just too much for me to overcome. I hope you’ll forgive me.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.