Heidi Montag works out & why I am covering this

Posted by Douglas Charles on January 27th, 2010 at 12:00 pm

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I know I am just feeding the beast by posting these photos of Heidi Montag and her brand new plastic body doing yoga, but I just can’t help myself. I hate her, yet I want to do fun/bad things to her. The life of a heterosexual male is such a complicated one. I know I should be disgusted by her 100% fake body and her willingness to whore it out in spectacular, yet non-sexual fashion, but I’m not. It’s boobs. Big fake boobs. Plus you can almost see up her pants. What can I say?

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.