Wouldja have sex with a 62-year old woman? 999 times out of 1,000 I bet your answer would be no, but what if I said she looked… like… THIS!

I have to admit that I have had major wood for ole Helen ever since I saw her in National Treasure 2. Shit, there are girls in Hollywood in their 20′s would give their left foot to look that good at that age. Not to get all specific, but their names rhyme with Sarah Bead and Tidy Sunfag. That being said, my question stands… WOULDJA?



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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.
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