Her name is Bastet Xutos

I’ll let me man from Portugal, Aurelio, handle this one (with corrections for punctuation and spelling added by me because the man can’t be expected to know everything what with all his trolling for hot Portuguese babes for us and everything)… Bastet Xutos is not a Portuguese name, but she was born in Portugal and has lived here since she was born. She is 24 years-old and she’s a dancer, in disco. She also do the pole dance (I think I write that correct, like the strippers in the pole). [I left that last sentence the way he wrote it because I like how he put it.] She says in the magazine that she cleans the house all naked and in high heels. She’s married to a guitar player for the band Xutos e Pontapés, a top band here in Portugal and to all the Portuguese people around the world. She says that people comment that she looks a lot like Pamela Anderson or Barbie… Well done, once again, Aurelio. Well done.

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