Hilary Duff’s breasts are magical

Posted by Douglas Charles on December 6th, 2008 at 2:00 pm

Yesterday, we focused on Hilary Duff‘s breasts in the pokie form. Today we shall focus on the fact that their size seems to grow with each passing day. It’s a case study, really…

Now I know Hilary is famous and hot and all, but since she was in those kids shows back in the day what has she done professionally to keep her in the limelight (and don’t tell me her albums)? I ask this because I personally have never seen her in anything on TV or in movies. Wait, I take that back. She was in that movie where a scorpion crawled down her pants and some dude reached into her bag of goodies to retrieve it. That was Oscar-worthy… Oh yeah, I tossed in a lesbian fantasy pic of Hilary and Kristen Bell below. It’s just me always giving…

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.