May 1, 2009 1:30 pm

Holly Madison, because I want her and Hef wants her back

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So here’s Holly Madison and her A+ grade fake boobs at some event called the US Weekly Hot Hollywood issue launch party that no one cares about. The real reason for my post are those two perfectly sculpted items so nicely displayed in her Spring dress. If I were to have a contest for the best man-made tatas Holly would be right there in the running for the championship. No wonder Hugh Hefner wants Holly back on diaper duty.