
So Holly Madison, she of the career of basically doing anything to stay famous, was the ‘Official Keg Tapper’ at the Hofbrauhaus in Las Vegas over the weekend. No idea what an ‘Unofficial Keg Tapper’ is, but I bet none of them look this good in a Fraulein outfit. Definitely not any that I have seen. (Mostly because, you know, it’s usually a guy doing the keg tapping where I come from: Boringtown, USA.)
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