Hot or Not? Dita von Teese

Posted by Douglas Charles on June 7th, 2008 at 2:30 pm

Someone needs to explain to me why Dita von Teese is famous. I know she slept with Marilyn Manson, so she deserves a medal of courage for that, but what else does she do? Eh, who cares… just take a look at this spread from a recent Maxim Germany and tell me if you think she’s hot or not?

ditavonteesehon Hot or Not? Dita von Teese

Me? I love her boobies, so I guess I lean towards hot, but there’s that whole slept with Marilyn Manson thing working against her in my mind. The fact that she did some lesbian porn is in her favor though. My ~~pants~~ mind is so confused.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.