November 20, 2008 1:30 pm

Hot or Not? Victoria Beckham

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Every now and then, like today for instance, Victoria Beckham hauls out her uberglobes for some event and I find myself strangely attracted to her, yet somehow repulsed at the same time. I can’t figure out whether she is hot or not. I mean I am all for her displaying as much cleavage as possible, but I don’t think I will ever come to a conclusion as to her hotness until I see her stark naked. Sadly, with her dough, that day will never come. So that leads me to you, dear reader… I need your help… is Victoria Beckham hot? Or not?

All I can think is that she must be magical in the sack. She has to be. Why else would David Beckham, who I believe could just about bag any woman on the planet, still be hanging around with her? I guess he could still be with her because he loves her or some crap… nah…