How do I get on these Grand Opening invite lists?

Posted by Douglas Charles on September 17th, 2008 at 1:00 pm

Some place named Lavo Restaurant and Nightclub opened up somewhere and there were lots of babes there. I need to get on these invite lists. Who do I contact? I mean, the babes are just being deprived of my handsome good looks and stellar personality and all. Anyway, two babes in particular stood out on this night: Stacy Keibler and Summer Altice. Witness…

Stacy Keibler 4 How do I get on these Grand Opening invite lists?

Now I know why Stacy Keibler is famous. She’s hot and did some dancing and crap, but why is Summer Altice famous? And who is the blonde babe she is posing next to? Lesbian fantasy, anyone?

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.