How do I score an invite to a porn convention?

Posted by Douglas Charles on June 23rd, 2009 at 1:30 pm

I guess there was some event named Erotica LA recently in which various and assorted porn stars were in attendance. And as one would expect they were all dressed to the nines… I know I said I’d like to score an invite to an event like this, but truth be told I don’t know if I could handle being around all these babes in these clothes with the knowledge that they have sex for a living. I think my head might explode…

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.