How to use your face as a baseball mitt

Posted by Douglas Charles on July 15th, 2008 at 11:30 am

1) Go to Dodger Stadium. 2) Stand in the outfield seats during batting practice. 3) Wait for a home run to be hit. 4) Put your face in the direct trajectory of the hit ball. 5) Go to the concession stand for some ice.

H/T: Busted Coverage

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