So our boy Hugh Hefner has kicked Holly Madison to the curb. Not to fret though, folks, King Hef is replacing Holly with a couple of 19 year-old twins. The man has no limits to his awesomeness.

These babes, named Karissa and Kristina Shannon (literal jailbait), have already moved in to the mansion, where they will become Hef’s sex slaves and forever be muses for our sexual fantasies. God bless them one and all…
Naked pics of the twins here.









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