Hugh Hefner got him some twins

Posted by Douglas Charles on October 10th, 2008 at 4:00 pm

So our boy Hugh Hefner has kicked Holly Madison to the curb. Not to fret though, folks, King Hef is replacing Holly with a couple of 19 year-old twins. The man has no limits to his awesomeness.

shannon twins 21x Hugh Hefner got him some twins

These babes, named Karissa and Kristina Shannon (literal jailbait), have already moved in to the mansion, where they will become Hef’s sex slaves and forever be muses for our sexual fantasies. God bless them one and all…

Naked pics of the twins here.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.