Celebrity dirt: Hugh Hefner has another new girlfriend plus more of today’s gossip

Hugh Hefner introduces girlfriend no. 2
“Shera [Bechard] is both our November 2011 Playmate & my new girlfriend.”

Russell Brand and Kristen Wiig named PETA’s Sexiest Vegetarians
“You shouldn’t eat animals, it’s mean to them.”

Lady Gaga unveils panda alter ego on Japanese TV
“…pandas have paws, and I always tell my fans to put their paws up. I’ve been eating a lot of bamboo this week.”

Lady Gaga calls Japan bracelet lawsuit “misguided”
“”The entire $5 donation made with the purchase of each bracelet is going to support the disaster relief.”

David Duchovny & Tea Leoni separate
“It’s not the first time the couple has taken a break.”

Tracy Morgan cracks offensive jokes about the mentally disabled
“Them young retarded males is strong. They’re strong like chimps.”

Shia LaBeouf: “Am I an a**hole for being honest?”
“I would like to be George Clooney – diplomatic.”

Linda Hogan: I thought Hulk was going to kill me
“[Hulk] tore my shirt. He threw lamps. He held me down on the bed with his hands around my throat during arguments, slamming doors, pounding walls.”

Hulk Hogan: Linda is “delusional”
“Linda’s claims of abuse, which she made this morning on the Today show, are ‘a cold, blatant lie.’”

Warner Bros. still planning on a Green Lantern sequel for some reason
“Sources say Warners still believes in the franchise, even if the studio is ‘somewhat disappointed’ with Green Lantern’s result.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Jennifer Hudson’s sexy new music video for her song “No One Gonna Love You.”

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