I am blinded by my memory of Téa Leoni

Posted by Douglas Charles on June 26th, 2008 at 1:00 pm

I have had a major jones for Téa Leoni since back in the day when she was “the next Lucille Ball” on her show The Naked Truth and I learned that she was pretty much a scratch golfer. The fact that Mrs. Fox Mulder is now 42 and doesn’t quite bring it the way she once did is clouded by these memories so I see her as much sexier than you probably will.

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Hey you… get off of my cloud… haters… I’ll get back to your regularly-scheduled young and attractive poon soon enough. (Cleanse your eyeball palate here while you wait.)

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.