I am jealous of a six-year-old

Posted by Douglas Charles on August 4th, 2008 at 8:00 am

Why am I jealous of a six-year-old? Because this particular six-year-old is the son of BAG (Brian Austin Green) and his babysitter is apparently Megan Fucking Fox. (That’s her new name now, btw). Oh yeah… the kid’s mom? Vanessa Marcil.

megan fox babysits I am jealous of a six year old

You know I had some crushes on a couple of my sitters growing up, but if Megan was my babysitter I think I might have grown up with some issues about women. Luckily, I was spared and don’t have such problems now.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.