I don’t like the new married Adriana Lima

Posted by Douglas Charles on March 10th, 2009 at 12:00 pm

Damn you, Marko Jaric and your ‘marriage’… If this is what we can expect to see from a married Adriana Lima, well then, I am just just going to have to start spreading nasty rumors to facilitate the breakup of your marriage. Did you guys hear that Marko was seen letting Paris Hilton make out with him last week? Yeah… that should do it… (Okay, so maybe it was Doug Reinhardt, but still, it COULD have been Marko!)

Unmarried Adriana Lima in less clothing here and here.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.