November 21, 2008 9:00 am

I enjoy Kelly Brook in a bikini

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Kelly Brook is a pretty English lassie. A pretty lass with enormous honkers that look swell in a bikini. A pretty lass that we have chronicled quite a bit here at on 205th magazine, mostly about her dating the ultimate douche. But I digress… Lucky for us there is a magazine named J, yes, just the letter J, that also thinks Kelly Brook looks swell in a bikini.

This has me thinking… I wonder if I started a magazine that just had a letter for it’s title if I could get hot babes like Kelly here to pose in bikinis for me. I think I will call it A, for awesome. Because, you know, it would be so awesome to have babes pose in bikinis for me.