I hate myself now… Here’s Heidi Montag in a bikini

Posted by Douglas Charles on December 5th, 2008 at 3:00 pm

As much as I completely and utterly despise Heidi Montag and her dopey “husband” I am forced by the laws of my almighty sexiness to post these pictures of Heidi in a bikini on her “honeymoon” in Mexico.

She is not going to go away, people. At least not for a awhile. When you see her tits in the pages of Playboy, then you’ll know it finally over for her. C’mon, Hef… we need your help… do us right… make her an offer.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.