I have serious questions about Jessica Biel

Posted by Douglas Charles on May 5th, 2009 at 12:00 pm

While I will be the first to admit that Jessica Biel has a great body, I have serious questions about her, uh, how shall I put this? Let’s just say that I wonder if she is really dating Justin Timberlake or if they are just golf ‘buddies’. Why do I ask this? Because (1) usually when you see her at anything non-formal she is dressed kinda manly like that dude on TV named Ellen (case in point here at the 12th Annual EIF Revlon Run/Walk For Women), (2) the fact that she is as muscular as a free safety and (3) these photos of her getting her ass grabbed by a woman and laying a sloppy semi-open mouth kiss on Alyssa Milano. This is not a complaint, mind you, just an observation… Thoughts?

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.