I knew it! Megan Fox is not real!

Posted by Douglas Charles on June 15th, 2009 at 11:00 am

I knew Megan Fox was too good to be true (even with her toe thumbs). Turns out she’s just a product of terrific CGI. Turns out the entire CGI budget of the Transformers movies went towards digitally mastering her hotness. This TOTALLY explains how a goof like David Silver was dating her…

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.