I think Nereida Gallardo never wears a top

Posted by Douglas Charles on July 28th, 2008 at 1:00 pm

Ever since being dumped by Cristiano Ronaldo, Nereida Gallardo has been pretty much been seen wearing nothing but a bikini bottom (as she should be doing, by the way).

nereida gallardo a I think Nereida Gallardo never wears a top

I am not sure if she is trying to make Cristiano jealous or miss what he had, but whatever message she is trying to send, I have one in return: “Miss Gallardo, I will marry you today. No questions asked. You don’t even have to speak to me. Ever. Just let me accompany you to the beach once in a while and have a little motorboat now and then and I will support you for the rest of your life.”

To view the rest of Nereida Gallardo’s pokie-riffic photos, click here.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.