Celebrity dirt: Ice-T and wife Coco set for new reality series and more of today’s gossip

Ice-T and wife Coco to star in reality series
“The happy couple will star in an upcoming reality show for E! dubbed Ice Loves Coco.”

Lindsay Lohan’s wild life captured in new comic book
“The comic is titled Infamous: Lindsay Lohan and is set for a September 2011 release…”

Britney Spears bans junk food and alcohol from tour
“Spears has also requested that Michael Jackson’s albums be played repeatedly in her dressing room.”

Aflac hires a new duck to replace Gilbert Gottfried
“The fans suggested Fran Drescher. They got Dan McKeague.”

Paris Hilton responds to ‘worst driver’ claim: It wasn’t me!
“First of all, I wasn’t even driving that day.”

Paris Hilton to testify against knife wielding intruder
“Nathan Parada’s felony burglary trial will begin on Monday in a Van Nuys, California courtroom.”

Katie Price cheats death in horrific car-horse crash
“One horse hit the front of the car and flew over the hood smashing the window screen and causing extensive damage – the horse died on impact.”

Katie Couric: I am leaving CBS Evening News
“I am looking at a format that will allow me to engage in more multi-dimensional storytelling.”

Is Megan Fox removing her Marilyn Monroe tattoo?
“…the portrait of the iconic blonde looked noticeably lighter when Fox accompanied hubby Brian Austin Green to a party…”

Beyonce accused of destroying Xmas for 70 people
“The company claims it is entitled to the $6.7 mil it invested into the venture — as well as more than $100 million in profits…”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Behind the scenes of Jordana Brewster’s photo shoot for Maxim magazine.

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