Nicole Austin, aka Coco, the big-breasted, apple-assed, camel-toed wife of legendary rapper and mediocre actor Ice-T, has started her own magazine because I guess being naked in other people’s magazines just wasn’t good enough. I hope they hired a really good airbrusher.

I guess we can expect a lot of what you see below. Which isn’t the worst thing in the world. I mean, have you read Newsweek lately? Dumb question. By the way, any chance I could get a comp scrip to Coco? Anyone?




Click here to see more of Coco, only this time without clothes.
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