
Cheryl Tweedy finally came to her senses and told her loser husband, soccer player Ashley Cole, to take a hike for repeatedly cheating on her. Yeah, someone cheated on this. Guess the old saying is true. No matter how hot a chick is some guy out there is sick of banging her. It’s been a rough couple of weeks for Cheryl. First, she was completely upstaged in the WAG world by Abigail Clancy posing in body paint and now this. I know that Cheryl flew to America after telling Ashley to get bent so if anyone out there knows her please get in touch with me as I think I have just the thing to help her on the road to recovery.


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