August 25, 2009 1:30 pm

Introducing Sara Alexio…

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My man, Aurelio, sends along another hot Portuguese babe we never heard of. He says that this girl’s name is Sara Alexio and she was born in Funchal, Madeira Island. She is a model, dancer and actress and that she is 26 years-old. What he fails to say is whether or not he knows all this because he did some actual research or if he is just stalking her. I mean, it’d be okay if he was stalking her… If I lived in Portugal, with the sheer number of ridiculously hot women they have there, I’d pretty much have a permanent cell in a jail down there because of my stalking.