It’s Nipple Day! Uber-MILF Jessica Alba joins the fun!

Posted by Douglas Charles on August 1st, 2008 at 9:30 am

See I told Jessica Alba that if she kept up with her efforts at regaining her hotness I would put the One-Percenter tag back on her. And nothing says hot like a babe with her headlights on!!

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Why these little protuberances bring me so much joy, I do not know. I just know that they do.

Oh yeah, f you Cash.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.