See I told Jessica Alba that if she kept up with her efforts at regaining her hotness I would put the One-Percenter tag back on her. And nothing says hot like a babe with her headlights on!!

Why these little protuberances bring me so much joy, I do not know. I just know that they do.
Oh yeah, f you Cash.






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