Ivanka Trump needs me to defile her

Posted by Douglas Charles on July 3rd, 2008 at 2:00 pm

I think back to that movie with Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn… Overboard and it gives me hope that one day a rich bitch will fall off a boat and lose her memory. SEE WHY HERE…

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.