
Had you heard of Jacquelyn Jablonski before today? I hadn’t and she’s American. She needs to take lessons from Sophie Reade on how to get her name out there because she certainly has the credentials as evidenced by this photo shoot she did for Deutsch magazine. She doesn’t even have her own Wiki page, but she is listed as a Ford model on their page. At the very least she should be consulting me on how to get more famous. I mean, what the hell is Deutsch magazine, anyway? Such a waste…


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