JWoww celebrated her 25th birthday in style

Posted by Douglas Charles on February 28th, 2011 at 4:00 pm

She turned 25, but the implants are several years younger...

For some reason Jersey Shore’s Jenni “JWoww” Farley was invited to celebrate her birthday at a swanky party in Las Vegas over the weekend and being the fashion maven that she is she wore a dress that firmly accentuated her most positive attributes (I’m talking about her massive cleavage here in case you aren’t following along). I guess the club that held this event probably had a whole bunch of people lined up outside who wanted to party with JWoww so I suppose that explains why they’d want to hire her. Then again, this is a club and you can never have too many large-breasted women who might get into a fistfight or have a wardrobe malfunction, amiright?

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