Jennifer Aniston is so awesome

Posted by Douglas Charles on February 27th, 2009 at 1:00 pm

Jennifer Aniston is one of those babes that just keeps getting better looking the older she gets as this mini photo shoot for InStyle Germany attests. Which makes it even more astounding that she hasn’t found a man willing to put up with whatever the hell it is that keeps driving them away.

If it were me, she could take a dump on the couch each night, beat me with a baseball bat and call me “Pussy” every time she talked to me and if she were willing to share her fortune and have sex with me on a semi-regular basis I’d be as faithful as an old golden retriever. Call me, Jen!

BONUS PICS!
Jennifer in Paris promoting Marley and Me with Owen Wilson…

More Jennifer Aniston awesomeness here and here.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.