February 27, 2009 1:00 pm

Jennifer Aniston is so awesome

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Jennifer Aniston is one of those babes that just keeps getting better looking the older she gets as this mini photo shoot for InStyle Germany attests. Which makes it even more astounding that she hasn’t found a man willing to put up with whatever the hell it is that keeps driving them away.

If it were me, she could take a dump on the couch each night, beat me with a baseball bat and call me “Pussy” every time she talked to me and if she were willing to share her fortune and have sex with me on a semi-regular basis I’d be as faithful as an old golden retriever. Call me, Jen!