Jennifer Ellison is pretty, topless
I have never seen Jennifer Ellison anywhere but on the Internet. Not on TV, in a magazine, anywhere. Never even heard her voice. And I think I am in love with her. And all you “fake boobs, not real!” whiny bastards can save your comments. Sure, if real boobs looked like Jennifer’s I’d take them over fakies too, but that’s why God invented the plastic surgeon. Are you dissing God?!

Hey, Jennifer, if you happen to read this, drop me an email, will ya? I’m not unattractive and the doctors say that I’ll be able to stop taking my medications real soon. Toodles…

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