Okay, last post of the day with the HORRIBLE INTERNET SERVICE OF THE NASHVILLE DAYS INN & SUITES ON MURFREESBORO ROAD. To end the suffering, we’re going to a no-brainer. Jennifer Ellison wet in a bikini. Added bonus: a chick with a big rack in the background of one of the pics.

Thanks for toughing it out with me, people. I make no guarantees for any posts tomorrow since I will be on the road, but I do feel like Michael Phelps nipping that other dude by a fingernail after this week of Internet hell, only less famous, wealthy, well-known, athletic and talented. Otherwise, just like him. I’m also much sexier, but you knew that didn’t you?








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