November 22, 2011 1:00 pm

Jennifer Love Hewitt got dumped… again

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Last week I said that some day Jennifer Love Hewitt would take over the role full-time currently being played by Jennifer Aniston as the female celeb with absolutely no luck and no chance of landing a man. Apparently that day is today. She can now add being dumped via text message by Jarod Einsohn (no idea who he is) to her ever-growing resume of failure.

Despite having a dating-advice book, The Day I Shot Cupid, the 32-year-old actress has had a string of boyfriends that all seem to dead end in a breakup. In the past year alone, Jen Love has dated or been linked with Alex Beh, The Bachelorette’s Ben Flajnik and Jarod, and all those relationships abruptly ended. A source claims to In Touch, “She cannot keep a boyfriend. She is very overbearing, and if things don’t go her way, she becomes a diva and flips out.”

Wow. At this rate she’s never going to get to use those multiple engagement rings she’s got her eye on.

Let’s tally it up: Jamie Kennedy (fail), Alex Beh (fail), Ben Flajnik from The freaking Bachelorette (fail), and now Jarod Einsohn (fail). Man, when Jamie Kennedy and a reality show guy don’t think it’s worth the career assist they might get from being with J-Love, there really must be a problem. I think really her only options now are either dating someone so destitute that they would do anything just to be around a woman with money (like say a blogger) or turn gay. Actually, the turning gay thing would be fun to watch. Can you imagine her doing to another woman whatever it is that causes men to flee from her? Unlike men, women are sort of allowed to hit women.