Jessica Alba did a swimsuit calendar… sort of

Posted by Douglas Charles on December 3rd, 2008 at 9:00 am

FINALLY! An American hottie busts out with a swimsuit calendar and it’s Jessica Alba. Wait, what’s this? She isn’t topless?! And she isn’t even in a bikini?! A one-piece? Dammit… Man, we suck! Oh well, it’s Jessica Alba in a swimsuit… kind of… beggars can’t be choosers, I guess.

To recap once again, the UK has Jakki Degg, Peta Todd, Sammy Braddy, Keeley Hazell, Danii Wells, Eva Wyrwal, Lucy Pinder and Vikki Blows all posing topless for calendars and we get this… I am so disappointed in us as a country. Yes, we can, my ass.

BONUS Gallery! Jessica at the launch of said calendar.

Even more Jessica Alba sexy goodness here.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.