Jessica Alba did have a baby, right?

Posted by Douglas Charles on September 23rd, 2008 at 1:00 pm

Check me on this, because I am pretty sure I am right here, but didn’t Jessica Alba just squeeze out a baby? Because if she did, all I have to say is, damn…

alba bikini 3x Jessica Alba did have a baby, right?

Bitch, don’t you know that you aren’t supposed to snap back like that? A bikini?! It’s only been four months! Damn… Does the Ewok have magic sperm or something? Is that why she married his sorry-looking ass?

UPDATE: More Jessica Alba bikini bics here. She is not right.

--- Did you like this article? And you probably like contests, exclusive content, and smug commentary right? Then why aren't you liking Guyism on Facebook? Show some pride and click the "Like" button below right now:

Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.