Jessica Alba is tracking back to hotness

Posted by Douglas Charles on July 8th, 2008 at 9:00 am

Slowly but surely, with the help, prayers, chants, voodoo, and tears of men everywhere, Jessica Alba is making her way back to the One-Percenter that she was before squeezing a small child out of her body. Preggo boobs are our main source of inspiration at this point, but with time and a lot of cardio, we could have her back someday.

Jessica Alba Jessica Alba is tracking back to hotness

Keep the faith, guys… It won’t be easy, but we’ll persevere.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.