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Jessica Alba says she has cellulite, stretch marks, and a muffin top
August 20, 2013 9:40 am
Jessica Alba also lives on a different planet than I do, but I digress. According to a recent interview she did Jessica Alba tries her best to be relatable to the average woman with this nonsensical comment to
UK: “I have cellulite and stretch marks – and I have a muffin top! I [also] have a brutally short attention span. It means I’m useless at working out. I get so bored.”
One problem here is that I can’t find that statement anywhere on
, and many others linked. Did
remove it or am I just blind? (Full disclosure: I could be blind.) And if they did remove it? What does that say about them and Jessica Alba?
The second problem we have is that Jessica Alba is nuts if anyone is buying that she has a muffin top. We’ve seen
(177) pictures of her in a bikini
) since giving birth and if that’s what
working out does for a woman after giving birth she has some ridiculously talented genes.
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