Jessica Alba’s killer legs went to dinner

Jessica Alba was at some dinner in Paris thrown by the Vogue people that none of us will ever be invited to or allowed within 100 yards of, which is fine because who needs them anyway, right? Jessica is looking freaking amazing here which helps explain why people like me would never get an invite because if I were at this event I would have done nothing but stand next to her and take camera phone pictures of her and then posting them on Facebook all night. It is good to see that Jessica has firmly recommitted herself to being hot again though. There was a scary stretch there right after she had her kid where I thought she’d pretty much given up on that. I guess that means I can stop my letter-writing campaign now.

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