Jessica Biel needs a real man

Posted by Douglas Charles on November 13th, 2008 at 11:30 am

Jessica Biel needs a real man… a man who is secure about looks and doesn’t mind being morbidly obese… a man who secure about his position in life and needs no job, no motivation or no ambition to back it up… a man who can handle his liquor day in and day out… if not every day… a man who is willing to go the distance to get a chick… even if that means sabotaging her drink and dragging her back to his one bedroom shack of love… JESSICA BIEL NEEDS A MAN LIKE ME.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.