Jessica Burciaga might be the perfect female human

Posted by Douglas Charles on March 9th, 2009 at 3:30 pm

What is there not to like about the February 2009 Playmate of the Month Jessica Burciaga? I hear all the time about guys whining that so-and-so isn’t really blonde, or has fake tits, or whatever other thing that I am soooo sure they’d turn down these women for if they were ever actually allowed to get within 100 yards of them, but with Jessica Burciaga, seriously, do you see a flaw? Cuz I don’t…

More Jessica Burciaga awesomeness here.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.