February 2, 2011 10:00 am

Sexy model Jessica Hall confuses and titilates

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Jessica Hall cleavage 003 Sexy model Jessica Hall confuses and titilates

The black fingernail polish really ties it all together...

This is Jessica Hall looking all kinds of cleavagey and sexy in the February issue of something called FG magazine. I have no idea what the FG stands for but that’s not important as there’s a more pressing issue here I need to address. There are now three ladies out there that I am having a hard time keeping apart in my mind. One is this Jessica Hall, the other is Rebecca Hall, and the other is Jessica Hart. How am I supposed to remember which one of these women is which? For instance I almost called Jessica Hall Jessica Hart today. These ladies are making my job way too hard. Someone needs to change their name or always wear a hat or be topless or something. Sure there are more important issues in the world right now, but for the life of me I can’t think of one at the moment. (UPDATE: Oh grrrrreat, there’s ANOTHER Jessica Hall that’s also famous and sexy?!! I give up. I have no idea who this woman is. She’s hot. Let’s just leave it at that.)