February 22, 2011 7:00 am

Jessica Perez also works for Victoria’s Secret

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Jessica Perez 005 Jessica Perez also works for Victorias Secret

Victoria, you have done it again!

Well this is a new one. Jessica Perez, anyone? Apparently she’s a model for Victoria’s Secret, which comes as a shock to me because I consider myself well-versed in everything The Company does and I’ve never heard of her. It seems like every time I turn around Victoria’s Secret is unveiling some hot new piece. I don’t know how they do it, but whoever is in charge of finding these women must have the greatest job in the world. Does anyone out there even know what country this Jessica Perez hails from because I sure don’t. Oh, wait, hang on a sec… she’s Spanish or Costa Rican or Puerto Rican… or something. Not important.