February 18, 2010 3:00 pm

Jessica Simpson returns to hotness in Allure magazine

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While you most certainly have to suspend the laws of reality to believe that Jessica Simpson really looks as hot as she does in this photo shoot for the March issue of Allure magazine, we’re men and that’s what we do, so it shouldn’t be too hard. And once again I am left to ask the question, “Why are sexy women always all sexed up in magazines that are supposed to be read only by women?” One of these days I will get my answer. Until then, I guess it’s just one of life’s great mysteries.