Jessica Stroup needs to get some sun, a new haircut, maybe work out a little more

Posted by Douglas Charles on January 31st, 2011 at 7:00 am

Would I still hit it? With the Power of Grayskull...

Remember way back in 2010 when I said I was kind of smitten with 90210′s Jessica Stroup? Well, Photoshop and a great makeup artist are to blame for that after seeing these recent bikini pics of the young starlet on the set of her show. Oh sure, she still looks better than 99.999% of the babes down at the local YMCA but the girls there aren’t getting paid big money to be on a big budget TV show no one watches. That’s why I expect more from Jessica. I may even have to go so far as to revoke her underrated status in 2011 if she doesn’t step things up, which I know would be a severe blow to her confidence and I sure don’t want to see that happen.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.