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Single Page View September 7, 2012 2:00 pm

Ranking the hot hookups of Josh Hartnett

Ranking the hot hookups of Josh Hartnett

Ranking the hot hookups of Josh Hartnett
Josh Hartnett may not be the first name you think of when you talk about the legendary ladies men in Hollywood, but once you see his alleged dating history that is sure to change. The list of women he has dated over the years is right up there with the best of them, but how high up the list? Read on to find out.

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Kelly Carlson (1995-1996)
Carlson has since said that she and Hartnett made their relationship up for publicity and that they're just friends. For two years?

Hookup score: 8.0
Where there's smoke, there's fire, regardless of what she says. Score would have been higher though if she hadn't said it.

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Julia Stiles (1999)
Julia and Josh met while filming the movie O. Their relationship is about as memorable as the film they were in together.

Hookup score: 8.5
This is around the time she appeared in 10 Things I Hate About You so bonus points for dating her at pretty much the height of her relevancy.

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Kirsten Dunst (2004)
She was fresh off her relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal and was seen kissing Hartnett at a West Hollywood club. This was also a year before she hooked up with Orlando Bloom.

Hookup score: 8.0
Same ranking we gave out for when Bloom and Jake dated her because she was in the midst of her Spider-Man fame.

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Daria Werbowy (2004)
According to reports Hartnett's short relationship with Canadian model Werbowy ended because she basically thought he was slob and got tired of picking up after him.

Hookup score: 9.0
She looks pretty good naked (hey, she's a model, it's what they do).

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Scarlett Johansson (2005-2007, 2011)
Hartnett and Johansson met while filming The Black Dahlia and dated up for an extended period prior to her relationship and subsequent marriage to Ryan Reynolds. Were rumored to have hooked up again after her divorce from Reynolds.

Hookup score: 10.0
Two years of dating ScarJo, plus a little post-divorce action? Dude...

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Gemma Ward (2007)
Ward and Aussie supermodel Ward appeared together in a 2005 photo shoot for Vogue and dated briefly a couple of years later.

Hookup score: 10.0
She was 20, he was 30. It's like he's teaching Dating for the Famous 101 here.

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Penelope Cruz (2007)
Cruz and Hartnett were spotted on dates in in New York and vacationing in Turks and Caicos. Then it was pretty much over. Vacation must not have went well.

Hookup score: 10.0
It's the score we gave Orlando Bloom for dating her so the precedent's been set.

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Rihanna (2007)
Josh dated Rihanna for a couple of months, with her being quoted as saying, "I've fallen for him big time." The power is strong with this one.

Hookup score: 9.0
The feeling must not have been mutual.

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Amanda Seyfried (2012)
Seyfried and Hartnett were in a heated relationship after being set up by a friend until she went to London to shoot Les Miserables and the relationship fizzled out.

Hookup score: 9.0
Are we starting to see a love 'em and leave 'em pattern here from Josh?

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Tamsin Egerton (2012-Present)
Never one to wait long before finding a new girl, Hartnett next hooked up with British model and actress Tamsin Egerton. This time he even took his current flame to meet friends and family during a trip home to Minnesota.

Hookup score: 9.5
Bonus points for model number three.

Other less-substantiated alleged flings: Mischa Barton, Laura Harris, Natalie Imbruglia, Monet Mazur, Sienna Miller, Amber Sainsbury

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Final Tally

Josh Hartnett's Hookup Score: 91 points
And we have a new man in the top five. The only question now is whether his relationship with Tamsin Egerton is his last or does he have a few more conquests left in him before he's done.

1. Leonardo DiCaprio - 187 points
2. Jack Nicholson - 163
3. Charlie Sheen - 136
4. George Clooney - 93
5. Josh Hartnett - 91
6. Justin Timberlake - 82
7. Orlando Bloom - 81
8. Derek Jeter - 80
9. Joe Jonas - 77
10. Ryan Reynolds - 75
11. Ryan Gosling - 72
12. Kanye West - 71
13t. Colin Farrell - 70
13t. Adam Levine - 70
15. Sean Penn - 69
16. Johnny Depp - 67
17. Jake Gyllenhaal - 66
18t. Alexander Skarsgard - 62
18t. Wilmer Valderrama - 62
20t. Gerard Butler - 62
21. John Mayer - 60
22. Bradley Cooper - 57
23. Edward Norton - 51

(Photos: Carlson, Cruz, Dunst, Egerton, Hartnett, Johansson, Rihanna, Seyfried, Stiles, Ward, Werbowy)

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